Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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