I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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