i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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