I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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