hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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