I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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