he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
is wine microwaveable?
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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