let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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