Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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