I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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