I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
accomplished twins. life is a go
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Randomize
