I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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