The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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