walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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