Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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