I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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