She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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