I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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