sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
Randomize
