Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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