I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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