yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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