im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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