Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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