So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
the day after is always just damage control
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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