Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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