she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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