Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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