By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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