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whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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