I think I am morally bankrupt
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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