can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
The adults are the big ones right?
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