I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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