she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I think my moral compass just broke
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Do plants get herpes?
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