Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
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