shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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