Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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