remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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