Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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