Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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