Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
not ubering you a puppy
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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