if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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