sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Randomize
