i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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