What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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