Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
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I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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