So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I could fuck to npr.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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