I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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