I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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