Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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